Friday, October 3, 2008

21 Things To Remember


1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission.
 
2. Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be.

3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently.

4. Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will have. 

5. Success stops when YOU do.

6. When your ship comes in.... make sure you are willing to unload it.

7. You will never have it all together.

8. Life is a journey...not a destination. ENJOY the trip! 

9. The biggest lie on the planet When I get what I want I will be happy.

10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it.

11. I've learned that ultimately , 'takers' lose and 'givers' win. 

12. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared.

13. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive.

14. We often fear the thing we want the most.

15. He or she who laughs......lasts.

16. YESTERDAY was the deadline for all complaints.

17. Look for opportunities....not guarantees. 

18. Life is what's coming....not what was.

19. Success is getting up one more time.

20. NOW is the most interesting time of all.

21. When things go wrong.....don' t go with them.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Man Woman


Strength of a Man

The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his
shoulders.
It is seen in the width of his arms that encircle you.
The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his
voice.
It is in the gentle words he whispers.
The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has.
It is how good a buddy he is with his kids.
The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at
work.
It is in how respected he is at home.
The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits..
It is in how tender he touches.
The strength of a man isn't how many women he's
Loved by.
It is in can he be true to one woman.
The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift.
It is in the burdens he can understand and overcome.



Beauty of a Woman

The beauty of a woman
Is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries,
Or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman
Must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman
Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman
Is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows,
The beauty of a woman
With passing years-only grows.

IT Sher O Shayri

Kal jab mile thhe...
to dil mein hua ek sound. !!khoob khoob!!
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your file not found! *

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga... !!Kya baat hai!!
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya !!woow!!
ke paste karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo... !!!wah wah!!!!
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face. !!!Subhan Allah!!
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown. !!Good!!
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down

Thursday, September 25, 2008

10 Most stupid questions...; ).


10 Most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations...


1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...




2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.




3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?




4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.




5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.



6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.




7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:-No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You

 thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.




8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......




9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:-No it wont. It will just bleed.




10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:-Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!


Sunday, September 21, 2008

Scary...

Hi, If you know some one staying in Pune let them know this. If you are in pune, do go through this story COZ, its a real one.

Read this true story...and let everybody you know in and around Pune especially UniversityRoad..........

My friend lives in Deccan ... One day he went to University Road to visit his uncle for some days as his parents had to attend a wedding in Lonavla. One evening he and some other of my college friends went to Adlabs for amovie. He had so much fun that he forgot that it's very late.He caught the last PMT to University Road ...... he reached University Road around midnight... He had to walk about a mile from the bus stop to home.... As he was walking alone, he could sense that the night felt very creepy as it was so dark. While walking, he was astonished to see an old weird-looking guy selling some books. It was a very unusual thing to see athing like that.....It got the shivers ! on him when he noticed that hisold guy was unusually pale and staring at him.... The old guy said "Son why don't you buy a book...it would keep you company".. Then my friend did something which he would regret for the rest of his life.

My friend started to act brave & thought why not & had a look at his collections. ..My friend's hair started to stand on end as he noticed that all the books were related to supernatural activities.. .but he found one that was very interesting. So he asked the old man "how much is it, uncle?"
The old guy replied, "Well son...this is an interesting book...it'sonlyforRs 250. My friend was shocked and said "but...but.... it's expensive". This time the old man stared which freaked my friend. My friend did not want to cross this scary old man, so he quickly checked all his pockets & found Rs.200 & said"This is all I have." The old guy replied "It's OK son... you can have the book for that price".


As my friend was just about to run for home....the old man called back & said"Son ... whatever happens, don't ever flip the book to it's lastpage...remember these words or you will regret...!!! !!"My friend nodded and never looked back ....

Reaching home...he quickly asked his Uncle whether there was any new old book seller nearby?The Uncle replied " I haven't seen him but ....we've heard that there's 1 old man who comes once in a while during full moon nights but heard that there is something creepy about it...why son?" My friend freaked out... he told his uncle "nothing uncle... just asking".He started reading the book with the old man's parting words on his mind...At night, 2 o'clock, as he went to bed, a gush of wind blew which chilled him up to his bones. At that point, he noticed the wind had blown the pages to its last page. He remembered what the old man has said!

But we humans tend to have the tendency to know.. Out of curiosity, he flipped to the last page & fainted.... What he saw at the last pageis stated below: Don't look further down if you have a weak heart I warn you.

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Original price:-- Rs. 20/-

Promotion price:-- Rs. 10/-