IT Sher O Shayri

Kal jab mile thhe...
to dil mein hua ek sound. !!khoob khoob!!
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga... !!Kya baat hai!!
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya !!woow!!
ke paste karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo... !!!wah wah!!!!
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face. !!!Subhan Allah!!
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown. !!Good!!
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down