Saturday, November 1, 2008

Mast Slogans...



# Sign on a railway station at Patna: 
Aana free, jaana free, 
pakde gaye to khana free. 


# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay: 
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. 
She may be your grandmother! 


# Seen on a bulletin board: 
Success is relative 
More the success, more the relatives. 


# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: 
We need your heads to run our business. 


# A traffic slogan: 
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be..... 


#THE BEST ONE:   Indian Army
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations 
It's our responsibility to arrange their meeting with God.'